Portal Panic: A Cozy Chaos

A chaotic living room with a swirling blue portal opening in mid-air. A surprised middle-aged man in pajamas and slippers, reaching under a couch cushion, accidentally activates the portal. TV remote buttons glow on the floor, forming a mystical pattern. Scattered snacks and magazines float towards the vortex. The room's warm, cozy lighting contrasts with the cool, ethereal glow of the portal. Distorted reflections of distant landscapes visible through the portal's shimmer. Photorealistic style with elements of surrealism. Dynamic composition with the portal as the focal point, man off-center. Rich, saturated colors for the living room, contrasting with otherworldly hues from the portal. Dramatic lighting with shadows stretching from objects being pulled into the vortex. Intricate details on the portal's edge, resembling circuitry and ancient symbols. Subtle motion blur on floating objects. Reflections of the portal in picture frames and TV screen. Dust particles illuminated by the portal's light. Hyper-detailed textures on furniture and clothing.